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- This is officer Whitaker! We have<br/>the bank completely surrounded!

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Come out now with your hands up or we'll<br/>have no choice but to use deadly force! 

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- Whoa there fat boy! If I were you<br/>I would squeeze back into 

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that police car of yours and<br/>head for a Dunkin' Donuts, okay? 

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Because I've got me a hostage!

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- Damn! A hostage.<br/>I hate when that happens. 

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- Ya. She looks pregnant, too. 

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- Okay. What's your name, buddy?

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- Tony! My name is Tony!

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- Listen to me, Tony.<br/>Let the pregnant woman go 

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and take me instead, okay?

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- What pregnant woman?<br/>Is he talking about me?

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- No way fat boy! The<br/>pregnant lady stays with me. 

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- Come on Tony, she looks like she could pop any time. 

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You don't want to deal with that! 

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- Hey what's this cop's problem?<br/>I'm not going to give birth.

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I'm not even pregnant! 

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- Whoa lady! Just calm down, alright?<br/>I'm not going to hurt you

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or your baby, ok?

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I just want to get out of here alive,<br/>understand what I'm saying?

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- Hey, that's real nice okay, 

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but don't worry about my baby.<br/>You know why? 

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Because I am NOT pregnant!<br/>Have you got that, moron? 

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- Alright, Tony come on<br/>let's cut to the chase here. 

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What do you want, pal?<br/>It's 5:30 and people here want to go 

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home and watch American Idol,<br/>you know what I'm saying?

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- Alright, I want, eh...<br/>I want a million dollars!

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- Tony, Tony, Tony.<br/>Look around you my friend! 

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You're in a bank, ok. I think you've got<br/>the money part pretty much covered.

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Come on, anything else<br/>you can come up with? 

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- Okay, hum...okay.

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Then I want a plane to Jamaica!<br/>Ya, ya , ya, a plane to Jamaica!

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- Hey, my sister is a travel agent.<br/>I could give her a call? 

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- Okay. Go ahead. 

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- Hey Mary? It's me. How's it going?<br/>Ah not bad, not bad...

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nothing special... just a typical<br/>day on the beat, you know. 

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Hey listen, could you find me<br/>a flight to Jamaica real quick 

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like tonight? Like right now.

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No, no. No. Cheryl and I<br/>didn't split up! It's not for me...

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Mary, Mary. I can get into it right now,<br/>just book a flight to Jamaica

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right away.

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Ho. Hang on. Hang on. 

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Ahh, would he like a window seat

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or an aisle seat?<br/>Because she could get both.

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- Tony! Would you rather have a<br/>window seat or an aisle seat?

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- An aisle seat is always better in case<br/>you have to go to the bathroom.

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That way You don't disturb anyone.

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- Ok. Here's the deal. I want two seats<br/>in business class, ok?

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Because I'm bringing the<br/>pregnant woman with me! 

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I'll release her when I'm safely<br/>in Jamaica! Not before! 

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- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you<br/>talking about? I can't go to Jamaica! 

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I don't have my hair done...<br/>I don't have my bathing suit! 

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- Tony! Listen to me, man.<br/>Be reasonable, ok. 

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The woman could have<br/>contractions on the plane... 

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Do you really want to be<br/>there holding her hand, 

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screaming "push push push"?<br/>Think about it man! Think about it!

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- Alright. That's it!<br/>That's enough of this! 

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Come here, you! Yes you! FAT man.<br/>Come here donut boy! Oh yes! 

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I'll give you some contractions<br/>to think about!  Come to mama!  

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- Easy now lady. Whoa. Stay calm. Whoa!<br/>Hey!  Ouch! Stop her. Ouh! Stop!