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- Hum, Captain?<br/>- Yes?

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- Hum... why did they ask us to<br/>transport a criminal and his hostage 

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to Jamaica? After all that we've been<br/>through, you think they'd give us 

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a little break, no?<br/>- Ah, shut your face, Henri.

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- Hey! Hey. Listen up everybody.<br/>Alright, just listen up. I had a very 

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bad freaking day here alright? My bank<br/>robbery did not go very well.

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You know what I'm saying? My hostage<br/>busts my freaking nose and I almost got 

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caught. Fortunately for me, my<br/>hostage also beat the crap out of the 

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cops, or I wouldn't even be here,<br/>you know what I'm saying?

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- Sometimes I get a little carried<br/>away. I'm kind of emotional.

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- Look. Here's the deal. All I want to do<br/>is get to Jamaica, alright. 

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Roll a big fat doobie and chill out on a<br/>beach, ok? So nobody try to be a big hero

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here and everything will be fine.<br/>Capiche?

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- He, he, he. Super clear, Tony my man.<br/>Super clear. Don't you worry. 

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There are absolutely no heroes on my<br/>plane. We're all a bunch of losers. 

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So have a seat in the back and relax.<br/>There are 300 empty seats just for you, 

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my friend. You can even rollerblade<br/>in the aisle. No problem. 

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- Oh I love rollerblading! Oh. If I had<br/>known that I could rollerblade on the 

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plane I would have brought my blades.

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- Well, I have mine right here. You<br/>could use them if you want. 

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They're super fast.

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- Hey, look. Nobody's going to<br/>leave the cockpit, alright? 

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What do you think this is?<br/>Some freaking flying amusement park 

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or something?<br/>[explosion and an alarm sounds]

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Whoa! What the hell was that?<br/>- I, I think we hit a heard of pelicans.

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- A heard of pelicans?

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- Tell me we didn't just<br/>hit a heard of pelicans? [Explosion again]

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- Ah. We're screwed.<br/>Engine number 2 is on fire.

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- Oh no way, no way.<br/>MAYDAY, MAYDAY! 

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This is flight DC-132 requesting<br/>emergency landing priority.

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- DC-132 what is your emergency?<br/>I hope you don't have a passenger 

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drinking strawberry Quik and filing<br/>his toe nails or anything...ahaha!

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- Hey tower boy! It's not time for<br/>joking around ok? I've just hit a heard 

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of pelicans and I've<br/>got one engine on fire. 

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We're going down!<br/>We're going down!

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- DC-132 we're loosing you<br/>on our radar. You need to 

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gain altitude immediately. 

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- Listen to me you air head, I've lost<br/>control of my aircraft! 

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I'm burning in the sky!<br/>We're going to crash!

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We're going to crash!!!

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- Hey! Wow, wow, I got an hostage here,<br/>okay. And I demand a parachute.

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- Two parachutes. Hum...Two please.

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- [French prayer] 

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aaaAAAHHHH!