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- 9-1-1. 

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- Hi! I am calling to tell you to send an<br/>ambulance to Whistler right away! 

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- Has there been an accident?

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- Not yet. But in about two minutes<br/>there is going to be a whopper! 

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Just wanted to give you guys<br/>a head's up. 

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- What are you talking about, sir?

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- Imagine a cruise missile with<br/>goggles, okay. You got the picture? 

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- No.

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- Well I do! Look, just sent that<br/>ambulance pronto!! All right?

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- Sir, I am going to have to ask you to<br/>calm down and tell me exactly 

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what is happening, okay? 

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- There is a guy bombing down the hill at<br/>100 miles and he has absolutely

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no idea how to stop. Get out of the way!!<br/>GET OUT OF THE WAY! 

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- You are the guy, aren't you?

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- Yep, it's me. 

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- Sir. Just stay calm and aim for a small<br/>pine tree. That'll slow you down?

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- I tried that already. Now I got<br/>sixteen pine cones up my ass. 

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- How long before you reach<br/>the bottom of the hill? 

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- I'm almost there, man!<br/>There are people everywhere!

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Get out of the way!!!!<br/>GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!! 

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- Okay. Aim for something soft:<br/>a snow bank, a bail of hay, a–

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- Forget that! I see a big fat ass woman<br/>in a pink ski suit. She looks soft.

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YEP! I'm going in!! I'm going in!!

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- No, no, no, sir! Find something else!<br/>A garbage can. Aim for a garbage can!

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- A garbage can!? Are you out of your<br/>mind! That would be convenient when 

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you pick up all my pieces, hun?!<br/>No way, man! 

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I'm taking out the fat lady in pink!<br/>She is the softest thing around!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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- Sir? Hello? 

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Sir? Are you alright? 

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- Poutoupoutoupoutou...<br/>Poutoupoutou