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[snoring]

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- Norman? Norman! Are you asleep?

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- Yes. I am in a deep sleep. Please talk<br/>to me in the morning.

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- Norman, stop fooling around,<br/>I know you're up.

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- God. What is it now, Sandra?

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- Christmas is in 3 weeks and

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I have absolutely no idea what<br/>to get for my mother.

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- Okay, hum... get her a blender.

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- A blender! Why a blender?

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- She has no freaking teeth.<br/>She's got to eat.

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Give her a blender,<br/>she'll love it.

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- You're so mean! You're so mean!<br/>You're so mean!

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I don't make fun of your mother, do I?!

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- I'm not making fun of her...<br/>I'm just suggesting...

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a practical gift!

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- Never mind. What about my nephew?<br/>What could I get him?

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- Oh God! I don't know?<br/>Hum... how about a puzzle?

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- A puzzle! Can you see him doing<br/>a puzzle? Doo be da ba puzzle!

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He's so stupid<br/>He'll never do a puzzle.

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- Yes, you got a point.<br/>Buy him a toy hammer, then.

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He'll whack himself in the head all day.<br/>He'll love it!

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- Ouuuuh. Ooupachougou. Tebedeee...

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- Wow. Those are some really helpful<br/>suggestions, Norman. Thank you.

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- Look Sandra. Christmas has become<br/>totally commercialized.

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It's just a big capitalist<br/>conspiracy. Christmas is supposed

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to be about the baby Jesus,<br/>peace and love.

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- Did you smoke a joint<br/>before going to bed?

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- Ok. Go ahead. Make fun of me. Wake me<br/>up and make fun of me!

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- Look Norman, if my mother had to<br/>choose between your love

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and a six-speed blender, no offense,<br/>but I'm pretty sure

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she'll take the blender.

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- That's because she's<br/>a total capitalist.

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- So I guess I shouldn't get you that<br/>cordless drill you wanted then, hun?

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- No. No. No. That's a totally<br/>different thing altogether.

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- Oh really? Why is that?<br/>- Well... ah, well, because...

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you need a cordless drill to...<br/>to build a better world!

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- You know, Norman. You should grow<br/>your hair long and learn to play

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guitar. You'd be a hit,<br/>a biiig hit, really.

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- We're gonna build a new world with<br/>a cordless drill yeah, yeah, yeah...

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- Alright, alright. Anyway, what do<br/>you want for Christmas, honey?

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- You know. I showed you the other<br/>day in the store.

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- Oh yeah... hum...

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what was it again?

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- That blue purse I showed you -<br/>with all the itsy bitsy sparkles!

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- Oh yeah. How could I forget...the<br/>blue purse, the itsy bitsy sparkles.

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- I love those itsy bitsy sparkles.<br/>They're like falling Christmas

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snowflakes! Tchou pi tchou pitchou...

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- Oh boy. Okay. Well, ah why don't you<br/>go to sleep dear and dream about those

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tiny little sparkles...<br/>and we'll make a list of all the gifts

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tomorrow. Everything'll work out<br/>just fine. Okay?

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- Okay. Good night sweetie.<br/>- Goodnight dear.

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Tchou pitchou pitchou!

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[snoring]