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OK! And what can I do for you Mr. Irving?

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- Hum... Well, here's the thing Doctor.<br/>Hum... I feel a little bloated lately.

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- A little bloated! Doctor,<br/>he hasn't crapped in three weeks!

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- Come on Sandra.<br/>Don't exaggerate now.

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- You have suffered from constipation<br/>for how long, Mr. Irving?

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- I don't know... around, I would say<br/>2 1/2 weeks, maybe a little bit longer.

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- Look Doctor, how can I put this...<br/>When he burps, it smells like shit.

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You have to do something.<br/>Really.

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- Have you ever taken any laxatives?

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- Yes, yes sure. I've taken a few.

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- He emptied the whole shelf<br/>at Wal Mart for God's sake.

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He ate them like they were Smarties!<br/>They didn't do a thing!

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- Do you take any medication?

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- I just take Tylenol every once<br/>in a while Doc,

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when she really drives me crazy.<br/>But aside from that, no.

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No, I don't take any medication.

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- He says that I bug the crap out of him.

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But I guess I got to try a little harder.<br/>Right honey?

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- Of course, dear.

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- What about fibre?<br/>Do you eat any fibre?

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- Yes... yes... Sure.<br/>I eat fibre sometimes, sure.

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- Oh, that's not true, Doctor!<br/>He never eats fibre.

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It's steak and potatoes, steak<br/>and potatoes, all the time, that's it!

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He always leaves the baby peas!<br/>And I mean, my little baby peas

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are delicious. You put a little wedge<br/>of butter on them... and mmm...

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mmm...<br/>they're to die for!

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- So Mr. Irving, I'm going to have to<br/>examine your prostate.

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- Wo, wo, wo. You're going to examine<br/>my what with that glove?

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- Your prostate.

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- That won't be necessary, Doc.<br/>No. Not necessary at all.

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My prostate is working just<br/>fine actually, thank you.

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- Oh, stop being such a baby Norman<br/>and let the doctor do his job!

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- No, it's okay, really. My prostate<br/>is A1. Top shape.

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In fact, my prostate has<br/>never been better. Yes.

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- You'll have to excuse my husband,<br/>Doctor, he's just a little

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shy that's all. Here, give me<br/>your glove and I'll do it.

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You just tell me what to feel for.

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- Wo! There's no way in hell that you're<br/>sticking your hand up my ass, okay!?

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- Norman, we've been<br/>married for 20 years.

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- What the hell does that<br/>have to do with anything?

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I have teeny-weeny fingers,<br/>you have a gigantic butt.

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You won't feel a thing.<br/>And on top of that,

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I really don't want to spend<br/>the rest of the day in there,

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so bend over and let's<br/>get this over, shall we?

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- Hey! The first one who goes anywhere<br/>near my ass is going to get

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seriously hurt, understand?

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- If you'd like, Mr. Irving, I can give<br/>you a shot to calm you down.

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- That is a great idea, doctor!<br/>Yes! Give her a shot,

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give her a great big shot.<br/>That'll solve ALL of my problems.

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- Norman!

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- Sandra! Sandra!<br/>You take off that glove!

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- Bend over, Norman.<br/>- Take off that glove!

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- Oh Sweet Mother of God!!