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- So, Mr. Bennett, you'd like to know<br/>what awaits you in this coming year?  

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- Ya, Ya. You know, I mean, just for fun.<br/>A friend of mine told me about you...

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He said you were the best.<br/>Anyway, we'll see. 

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- But you know, Mr. Bennett,<br/>often it's the skeptics

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that are the easiest to read. 

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- Okay, okay. Then, so why don't you<br/>go ahead and read me. Read me! 

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- Oh my god! 

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- Oh. What is it? 

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- I see you are about to<br/>enter a period of great

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suffering and emotional distress. 

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- I don't think so, no.<br/>I don't think so.

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No. As a matter of fact,<br/>everything's gone pretty good.

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Pretty great right now, on fact.<br/>Actually... 

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- Whatever. That is what I see. 

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- Well, ok. Can you be a little<br/>more specific then? 

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- You are going to have<br/>difficulty... walking. 

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- Oh. Walking? Hun? So I guess I'm going<br/>to break a leg, or something?

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- No, no. Your legs are fine.<br/>Feet seem okay...

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It looks as though you're going to<br/>have a problem with your testicles.

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- What! My testicles?<br/>Wha, what's wrong with my testicles?

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- They're going to swell. I see them<br/>swelling to the size of coconuts.

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- You see my balls in your crystal ball? 

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- Oh yes! And they are<br/>not a pretty sight. 

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- Well, is it... is it treatable then? 

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- I'm psychic Mr. Bennett,<br/>not a doctor.

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- Okay, look. Then, aside from my<br/>massively swollen testicles...

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Do you see anything a little more<br/>positive going on in my life? 

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- Oh! Oh! I see your baseball team.<br/>I see your baseball team

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winning their next game. Yes.  

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- Awesome! Awesome! How do I do?<br/>Do I hit a double? Stand up double?

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Triple? A home run? Tell me,<br/>what do you see? What do you see? 

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- You ground out to first and receive<br/>a fastball in the testicles. 

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- [sight] 

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How much do I owe you? 

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- $60. Cash, Debit, VISA. 

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- Thanks a lot. 

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- Mr. Bennett.<br/>Watch your testicles.