1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,130 - This is officer Whitaker! We have the bank completely surrounded! 2 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:10,240 Come out now with your hands up or we'll have no choice but to use deadly force! 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:15,210 - Whoa there fat boy! If I were you I would squeeze back into 4 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:19,030 that police car of yours and head for a Dunkin' Donuts, okay? 5 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:21,140 Because I've got me a hostage! 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:25,150 - Damn! A hostage. I hate when that happens. 7 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:28,020 - Ya. She looks pregnant, too. 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,000 - Okay. What's your name, buddy? 9 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:34,270 - Tony! My name is Tony! 10 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:37,270 - Listen to me, Tony. Let the pregnant woman go 11 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:40,210 and take me instead, okay? 12 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:44,090 - What pregnant woman? Is he talking about me? 13 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:48,090 - No way fat boy! The pregnant lady stays with me. 14 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:52,220 - Come on Tony, she looks like she could pop any time. 15 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,250 You don't want to deal with that! 16 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,290 - Hey what's this cop's problem? I'm not going to give birth. 17 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:59,140 I'm not even pregnant! 18 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,210 - Whoa lady! Just calm down, alright? I'm not going to hurt you 19 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,250 or your baby, ok? 20 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:06,250 I just want to get out of here alive, understand what I'm saying? 21 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:10,010 - Hey, that's real nice okay, 22 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:12,050 but don't worry about my baby. You know why? 23 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,120 Because I am NOT pregnant! Have you got that, moron? 24 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:17,190 - Alright, Tony come on let's cut to the chase here. 25 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:21,150 What do you want, pal? It's 5:30 and people here want to go 26 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:23,240 home and watch American Idol, you know what I'm saying? 27 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:28,270 - Alright, I want, eh... I want a million dollars! 28 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,100 - Tony, Tony, Tony. Look around you my friend! 29 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:37,260 You're in a bank, ok. I think you've got the money part pretty much covered. 30 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,100 Come on, anything else you can come up with? 31 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,270 - Okay, hum...okay. 32 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,220 Then I want a plane to Jamaica! Ya, ya , ya, a plane to Jamaica! 33 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,070 - Hey, my sister is a travel agent. I could give her a call? 34 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:54,270 - Okay. Go ahead. 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,260 - Hey Mary? It's me. How's it going? Ah not bad, not bad... 36 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:07,120 nothing special... just a typical day on the beat, you know. 37 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:13,060 Hey listen, could you find me a flight to Jamaica real quick 38 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,230 like tonight? Like right now. 39 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:22,210 No, no. No. Cheryl and I didn't split up! It's not for me... 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,060 Mary, Mary. I can get into it right now, just book a flight to Jamaica 41 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,120 right away. 42 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:34,170 Ho. Hang on. Hang on. 43 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:37,010 Ahh, would he like a window seat 44 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:39,090 or an aisle seat? Because she could get both. 45 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:45,240 - Tony! Would you rather have a window seat or an aisle seat? 46 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:49,220 - An aisle seat is always better in case you have to go to the bathroom. 47 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,260 That way You don't disturb anyone. 48 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,280 - Ok. Here's the deal. I want two seats in business class, ok? 49 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,030 Because I'm bringing the pregnant woman with me! 50 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:01,220 I'll release her when I'm safely in Jamaica! Not before! 51 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,060 - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you talking about? I can't go to Jamaica! 52 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:10,030 I don't have my hair done... I don't have my bathing suit! 53 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:13,270 - Tony! Listen to me, man. Be reasonable, ok. 54 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:16,230 The woman could have contractions on the plane... 55 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:19,090 Do you really want to be there holding her hand, 56 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:23,150 screaming "push push push"? Think about it man! Think about it! 57 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,190 - Alright. That's it! That's enough of this! 58 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:32,100 Come here, you! Yes you! FAT man. Come here donut boy! Oh yes! 59 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,150 I'll give you some contractions to think about! Come to mama! 60 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:44,230 - Easy now lady. Whoa. Stay calm. Whoa! Hey! Ouch! Stop her. Ouh! Stop!