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Mayday! Mayday!

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This is flight DC-132

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requesting emergency
landing priorite.

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[DC-132, what is your emergency?]

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My onboard agent informs me there's
a suspicious passenger on board.

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[Suspicious? In what way?]

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He has a nail file. 

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[A nail file?]

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Yes! And he's filing
his nails on my plane! 

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[I don't see the problem.] 

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You know it's against the rules. 

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[Yes, well I wouldn't worry about it.] 

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Wouldn't worry about it!

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What if he gouges my eyes out
with that file? 

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Who will fly the plane then, en?

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I could fly the plane capitaine. 

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Shut your face, Henri! 

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[Captain. Try to stay calm.]

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No! No! No! I will not
stay calm! 

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The passenger also has
a canette of grape juice!

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[So he likes grape juice.] 

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"So he likes grape juice."
How do you know 

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it's just grape juice, en?
Maybe there's an atomic bomb 

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in that little cannette!
Then what? Kaboom!

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[Look DC-132. I can't authorize
an emergency landing 

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for a passenger filing his nails and
drinking a can of grape juice.] 

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Hey, tower boy! Do watch CNN? 

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[Yes.] 

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Then wake up
and smell the jet fuel!

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[You know, you may be right captain.
We shouldn't take any chances.

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I'm sending two F-18s
to shoot you down.

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Thank you for your vigilance, sir.
We won't forget your sacrifice.

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Over!]
Hello? Tower? Come in tower! 

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Well done capitaine. Well done. Yeah. 

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Tower, this is DC-132. Allo? Allo?