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- Hi kids. Today Captain Kung Fu is going to show you a move

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he invented himself.<br/>I call it the Dragon move.

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- Wow!

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- The Dragon move immobilizes your opponent

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by grabbing his nose<br/>with your toes.

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Once you have a firm grip<br/>you twist your foot to the side

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and crunch his nose<br/>like a peanut!

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It's a very simple<br/>two-pronged attack.

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Action... reaction!

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Heh heh!

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Do you have any questions?

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- Yeah... Where's the dragon?<br/>- Dragon?

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- Well it's called the Dragon move so where's the dragon?

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- We want to see the dragon<br/>we want to see the dragon!

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- Hey it's just the name<br/>of a move okay?

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There's no dragon in it.

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- Well then why do you call it the dragon move?

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Why don't you call it<br/>the Nose and the Toes move?

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- Yeah Nose and the Toes<br/>Nose and the Toes! That's good.

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- Hey

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do you see a suggestion box anywhere in here hmm?

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- No.

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- Well there you go!<br/>Any other questions?

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- Yeah I have another question.<br/>- Okay go.

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- Well what happens<br/>when I'm wearing my shoes?

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- What are you talking about?

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- I mean let's say I see a bad guy and I want to attack him.

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How am I supposed to do your Dragon move with my feet<br/>in my shoes?

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We don't walk around in bare feet here. By the time<br/>I take off one shoe

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then take off the other shoe<br/>and then take off my socks<br/>I mean come on man!

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The dude's long gone!<br/>- Dude's long gone<br/>dude's long gone!

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- Look Captain Kung Fu<br/>your dragon move sucks okay!

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Show us something we can do<br/>with our feet in our shoes.

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You know something basic something a little more practical.

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- Do you know this move?

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It's called the I'm Gonna Make You Eat Your Kimono

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'Cause You Talk Too Much move.

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- No.

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- Do you want me to show it<br/>to you hmm? It would give me great pleasure

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to give you a demonstration.<br/>Oh I think you would get<br/>a big kick out of it.

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- Um... no thanks.

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- Come here! No kid come here!<br/>- Hey hey hey!

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Let go of my kimono!