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- Okay Miss... Brezner

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I see you're here to apply

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for the executive secretary position yes?

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- Please call me Natasha.

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- Okay then Natasha.

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Do you have any experience<br/>as a secretary?

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- Absolutely none.

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- Okay.

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Well um... uh...

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Do you have any specialized training in the field hmm?

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- No.

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- Well what makes you think

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that you are right<br/>for this job then?

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- I've got a huge rack.

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- Excuse me?

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- These boobs<br/>cost me $3000 each.

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That's way more than it costs<br/>to go to secretary school<br/>you know.

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- So you think that having rather large breasts

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will get you this job then?

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- Well I hope you don't choose a secretary

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because she can type a letter answer the phone or get coffee.

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I mean anyone can do that.

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- Well I... I...

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I'm at a loss for words.

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- I get that a lot.

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- So Natasha

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aside from the fact<br/>that you are lovely to look at

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how will your huge melons

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be an asset to this organization?

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- Look let's say you're about to sign a big contract

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with an important client but he's hesitating. He's not sure.

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The deal's about to fall through right?

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I come into your office<br/>with an important document<br/>for you to sign

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I bend over in my low-cut dress

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and give them a little wiggle

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like this.

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What do you think he's going<br/>to do when I leave your office?

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- Sign the contract.

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- That's right.

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- Right then.<br/>Can you start tomorrow?

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- No problem honey.

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- Please

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call me Charles.