1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,050 Hello my friends! Are you fed up with winter? You are getting sick of 2 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:09,040 watching the fluffy white crap turn into brown piles of slush 3 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:12,190 in your driveway? I can see in your face that you really hate 4 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:16,180 shovelling! Well don't you worry my friend, because Oncle Tom 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,200 has just the gadget to change your attitude about the fluffy white crap! 6 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:28,000 The LCD Shovel Full HD! An amazing device that was designed 7 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:31,220 in collaboration with NASA and Home Depot. 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:37,100 The LCD Shovel Full HD is the only shovel on the market that lets you 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,220 watch your favourite TV show while you shovel your driveway! 10 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,090 Wow! Unnnnbelievable! 11 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,100 Now I know you are thinking: 12 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:53,050 "Hold on Oncle Tom. Woa there, Woa! When there is snow in the shovel, how 13 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:55,290 will I be able to see my favourite TV show?!" 14 00:00:56,010 --> 00:01:01,260 He, he, he, not to worry my friends, you see, that is the amazing concept 15 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:07,090 behind the LCD Shovel Full HD: you shovel only during the commercials. 16 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,120 Isn't it amazing? 17 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:14,130 You shovel only during the commercials to maximize your TV time! 18 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:16,230 It's totally insane! 19 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:21,270 I love watching TV outside, relaxing in a nice snow bank! 20 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,270 I actually look forward to the commercials to coming on 21 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:27,110 so I can start shovelling again! 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,230 Now with my LCD Shovel, I can't wait until it snows. 23 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,220 In fact, I might moving the entire family up to Alaska. 24 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,180 Plenty of snow up there. Hell ya. 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,210 Thank you Oncle Tom. Thank you veeeeery much. 26 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:49,020 He he he. Do you see how beautiful shovelling can be? 27 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,200 But wait, there's more! And you better sit down for this one 28 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:58,260 because Oncle Tom is going to offer you the amazing LCD Shovel Full HD, 29 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:05,240 a value of $249, for just 25 equal payments of $10. 30 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:08,040 Is that a great deal or what?! 31 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:11,050 So whip out your credit card and call the number on your screen 32 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:15,170 right now for this amazing offer! And if you call in the next 15 seconds, 33 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:19,080 Oncle Tom will throw in a pair of mittens and thermal socks 34 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:22,190 absolutely free! 35 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:25,250 Take it from Oncle Tom, if you want to survive this winter 36 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,280 you really need the LCD Shovel Full HD! 37 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:35,060 Cut! Everything was great, except you said "thermal socks". 38 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,150 Yes so, what's the problem? 39 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:39,180 Well, they are just regular socks, not thermal. 40 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,290 Oh come on, who cares? 41 00:02:42,010 --> 00:02:44,230 Well, let's just do one last take. 42 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,180 Just say the socks are warm or... something. 43 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,230 Ah, give me a break man! I have been standing in this brown slushy stuff 44 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:54,000 for half an hour. I can't feel my feet anymore! 45 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:58,280 Okay, in 3, 2, 1, and... action! 46 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:04,270 Hello my friends! Are you freaking sick of winter as much as I am?!