1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,220 OK! And what can I do for you Mr. Irving? 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,000 - Hum... Well, here's the thing Doctor. Hum... I feel a little bloated lately. 3 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:14,270 - A little bloated! Doctor, he hasn't crapped in three weeks! 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,060 - Come on Sandra. Don't exaggerate now. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,230 - You have suffered from constipation for how long, Mr. Irving? 6 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:32,040 - I don't know... around, I would say 2 1/2 weeks, maybe a little bit longer. 7 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:37,050 - Look Doctor, how can I put this... When he burps, it smells like shit. 8 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,200 You have to do something. Really. 9 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:42,110 - Have you ever taken any laxatives? 10 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:45,200 - Yes, yes sure. I've taken a few. 11 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:48,250 - He emptied the whole shelf at Wal Mart for God's sake. 12 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:51,170 He ate them like they were Smarties! They didn't do a thing! 13 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:54,030 - Do you take any medication? 14 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:56,130 - I just take Tylenol every once in a while Doc, 15 00:00:56,150 --> 00:01:00,180 when she really drives me crazy. But aside from that, no. 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,220 No, I don't take any medication. 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,250 - He says that I bug the crap out of him. 18 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:07,030 But I guess I got to try a little harder. Right honey? 19 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:09,070 - Of course, dear. 20 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:12,070 - What about fibre? Do you eat any fibre? 21 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:16,140 - Yes... yes... Sure. I eat fibre sometimes, sure. 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,180 - Oh, that's not true, Doctor! He never eats fibre. 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,140 It's steak and potatoes, steak and potatoes, all the time, that's it! 24 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,290 He always leaves the baby peas! And I mean, my little baby peas 25 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,270 are delicious. You put a little wedge of butter on them... and mmm... 26 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:30,280 mmm... they're to die for! 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,220 - So Mr. Irving, I'm going to have to examine your prostate. 28 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,030 - Wo, wo, wo. You're going to examine my what with that glove? 29 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:43,090 - Your prostate. 30 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:46,120 - That won't be necessary, Doc. No. Not necessary at all. 31 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,020 My prostate is working just fine actually, thank you. 32 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,100 - Oh, stop being such a baby Norman and let the doctor do his job! 33 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,210 - No, it's okay, really. My prostate is A1. Top shape. 34 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:59,040 In fact, my prostate has never been better. Yes. 35 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:02,030 - You'll have to excuse my husband, Doctor, he's just a little 36 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,080 shy that's all. Here, give me your glove and I'll do it. 37 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,110 You just tell me what to feel for. 38 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:11,170 - Wo! There's no way in hell that you're sticking your hand up my ass, okay!? 39 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:14,140 - Norman, we've been married for 20 years. 40 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,230 - What the hell does that have to do with anything? 41 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,270 I have teeny-weeny fingers, you have a gigantic butt. 42 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,000 You won't feel a thing. And on top of that, 43 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,030 I really don't want to spend the rest of the day in there, 44 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:28,070 so bend over and let's get this over, shall we? 45 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:30,120 - Hey! The first one who goes anywhere near my ass is going to get 46 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:33,120 seriously hurt, understand? 47 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:37,020 - If you'd like, Mr. Irving, I can give you a shot to calm you down. 48 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,250 - That is a great idea, doctor! Yes! Give her a shot, 49 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:43,140 give her a great big shot. That'll solve ALL of my problems. 50 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,170 - Norman! 51 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:47,210 - Sandra! Sandra! You take off that glove! 52 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:50,200 - Bend over, Norman. - Take off that glove! 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,070 - Oh Sweet Mother of God!!